Shark Teeth Sunglasses

Sorry the blog has been quiet. I've been busy with my party sunglasses business. I'm now selling these and other pairs under the brand name, Rasslor. Check 'em out! 

Harry the Macho Maniac

My dog, Harry, modeling some Rasslor Wayfarer Party Sunglasses. Macho Man Randy Savage would be proud.

This image was captured with the assistance of a box of Cheerios.

Seattle Seahawks

About time I posted something on the ole' blog.

A cool pair of custom Seattle Seahawks sunglasses:

Update

What have I been up to the past month? Developing my Macho Man Sunglasses!

Rose

Macho Man Sunglasses collection

As you may know, I make made-to-order Macho Man sunglasses. Over the past few months, I've collected numerous images of the Macho Man - specifically ones where he's sporting a sweet pair of sunglasses - to use as inspiration and reference for my business.

I'm collecting everything I find over at Printerest. 

The pictures below were captured from numerous videos I found, and are being cataloged - for the first time in internet history(!) - in still-image form.

In fact, I believe my Randy "Macho Man" Savage board is the largest database of it's kind.

It may be the only database, but, still.

Macho Man Sunglasses

Randy "Macho Man" Savage left us too soon. For a few weeks following his death, I obsessed over the man, reading every obituary, watching hours of fuzzy VHS transfers on YouTube, and incessantly growling "SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!"

My lust for Macho Man ephemera grew, but it was impossible to locate any official gear. Saddened that I couldn't find a DayGlo-yellow tasseled sequined leather jacket or a checkered neon cowboy hat, I decided to buy some wholesale shades and customize them with decorative foils.

You can find pairs I've already made, or submit an order for a custom-made pair on my Etsy page. Without a doubt, they're the key accessory in any Macho Man Halloween costume.

Here are some examples:

Glitter Gold Stripe

Checkered Flat Yellow

Checkered Glitter Gold

Icicle Blue